Humour

One time I was watching a repeat of The Simpsons-during a thunderstorm-at one point Bart asks Homer for advice about women to which Homer replies “A woman is...

The reason some airlines bill you for charging your phone on the flight is because you’re diverting power from the jet...😜...

I know they had The Chronicles of Riddick. But shouldn’t it have been The Chronicles of Ridiculous instead???😜...

Demosey’s Department Store is selling a complete line of cheap crap you don't need at extremely high prices! Come in today and be treated rudely by our poorl...

My parents: *explaining why they’re mad and what I did wrong* Me: *zoning out and planning how I’m going to kill myself later* Parents: “why aren’...

I’m an Atlantis-American so the type of discrimination I encounter is people denying I ever existed...😜...

I was born in Tragicstan, moved to Laughganistan, I then sought assylum in the United States where I taught Full Contact Origami at Monroe’s School of Arson....

Rodney Dangerfield’s cameo appearance in Natural Born Kilkers. I know the character was not intended to be funny and was in fact an abhorrent, horrid individ...

Guy gets pulled over for speeding, sheriff’s deputy is like “You better have a damn goid reason for doing 85 in a school zone.” The driver says “Tell...

I went on a camping trip last week with some people I met through meetup. The experience was best described as in tents......