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I remembered that when I had the binoculars and everything.
I knew someone who got banned from a trailer park.
Yes, a trailer park.
This same individual also got himself “persona non grata” status over at the Temple of Set.
Apparently he said something to the Satanist who ansewered the phone and they blocked his number.
What does one say to a devil worshipper that causes them to decide “Yeah, maybe you don’t need to be a part of our coffee klatsch.”
This individual related to me that at 45 years of age he was still getting an allowance from his mom.
He tried to hide out in the bathroom at Hooters in order to avoid paying his tab.
He once passed a rubber check and tried to say “It wasn’t me, it was my cousin, he looks a lot like me.”
The old “Evil Identical Twin Cousin” trope eh? For shame..,
So in closing, if you’re feeling badly about your own life, try to remember what you read here.
And lastly, When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right...
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