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When people ask me if I wanna go on webcam or face time I say “Face time? Hah!! In my day we had to make an oil painting of the person we were chatting with!”
And honestly I’m not impressed with this face time shit anyway, look you already know what I look like just use the phone like a goddamned regular person okay? Shit, you wanna see me that bad why don’t you come over? Stop by Publix on the way too. I have a hankerin’ for a Cuban Sub and some deli tea 😜
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