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3 years ago · Eris, +3 · Explicit


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amazon used to have this feature where if you couldn’t find what you were looking for they would have a text box where you could ask a question or suggest a product/service and or feature.

I say used to because I suppose they grew tired of my repeated troll suggestions and questions. Now they just have an option to contact customer service direct.

A similar instance occurred with Arbitron ratings where you used to be able to call them from any working payphone but now they want you to enter the number you are calling from.

So you can’t blame the millennials for ruining everything. I’ve been doing that shit all on my own for years...😜

You see, I think Eris or one of the other Trickster Goddesses enjoys employing me as her loyal minion.

Oh and we have such fun together for you see all the world is not in fact a stage...

It’s a toy...

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