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The Unicron Prank
2 years ago · prank, · Explicit
This is only gonna make sense to you if you saw the 1986 animated Transformers: The Movie otherwise skip this post.
With that out of the way let’s begin...
So I called the arabics deli as Unicron one fine day in about 1994 or so, (the funny thing is I’m about 98 lbs. (44.4521 kilograms) soaking wet so to hear this deep, guttural sound coming out of me is quite startling, especially when heard over the telephone, anyhoo I called him like
“Hello, (name redacted)” and his comical reply was “You motherfucker! Leave us alone!” to which I replied
“But it is not them that I am after...it is YOU!”
Now sounding a bit nervous and apprehensive he asked “But, but what do you want from me?” and I said
“I want to tear you, and your store apart!”
at this point he said something in arabic which I’m quite certain was not a term of endearment and then he angrily put the phone down.
Again, if you saw Transformers: The Movie then you get the reference and if so I do hope it brought you a good humour thus early February evening.
Either way it begs the question why have I made a second career of being a life long fuck up but that dear friends is an exploration for another time...🤪
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