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Pyros of The Caibbean

3 years ago · Fucked up, +4 · Explicit


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I was gonna enroll in a substance abuse treatment course but I felt my time would be better spent telling you about the time I called the arabics deli in an exaggerated, obnoxious little kids voice like “Good morning, stinky!”

and he was like “Good morning! You motherfucker! You mothercunt!”

Why would I choose this particular course of action? Because I’m a complete and total fuck up with nothing to offer the world.

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