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parents are literal morons
2 years ago · 2
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I'm not even saying that as an insult, it's a statement of fact. Neither of them has an IQ above 70 meaning they are clinical morons. And somehow these 2 morons thought it would be nifty if they combined their moronic genetic goo to create offspring. Many offspring. To spread their morondom into the world. The sad thing is this happens every day, every minute. Statistics say 256 babies are born every MINUTE. Statistically speaking, half of them (128) are below average intelligence, and 10% of them (25) have an IQ under 70, or more morons. Thats 25 morons born EVERY MINUTE, people like my parents, and me by genetics. No, there's no magical recessive intelligence gene that's swimming around in my DNA. As far back as my ancestry goes we are all morons on both sides of the family. At least I'm a bit smarter (maybe an IQ of 71? lmfao) because I realize how pointless and selfish it is to spit out more moron babies into this moronic world. I'm going to be the first person in my bloodline to kill myself. Not that it'll make a difference to the genetic moronity of the world. Another moron will take my place soon enough. But at least I'll be free of this curse. At least I'll die with the satisfaction of knowing I didn't contribute to gods great moronic soup. My only regret is that I didn't think of this sooner and save myself 17 years of shameful existence. But what can I say, I'm a moron.
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This changes my view on things to a whole different surface. Please don't though. Don't harm yourself.
ReplyI must say that yes parents are a joke these days the way they are and act. But it doesn't mean they or you are those bad words. Just don't do any harm to yourself. Dont buy into what you're thinking. This life is but a blink of an eye compared to the here after.
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