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I write baffling, perplexing graffiti that may be a clue to a larger narrative...
Or maybe not.
I troll incessantly. I openly insult customer service reps.
I make thought provoking disturbing memes.
I post "thought experiments" on craigslist then delight at the rubes who respond with authenticity not realizing they are unwitting dupes in my satire.
I dance in my kitchen window while brandishing large cutting knifes much to the consternation of the neighbors across the courtyard. The idea is to provoke them to confrontation.💡
I play the same songs and subliminals over and over to the chagrin of the next door neighbors.
I flip over the apple cart.
I break the 4th. Wall...all of the time.
I disrupt, I complicate, I snicker and sneer.
I give the middle finger to the Google car every time I encounter it.
I randomly walk like a zombie to confuse, frighten and perplex amazon delivery drivers.
My baby face, stylish wardrobe, multitiered grooming regimen and gentle demeanor is my disguise.
I politely thank law enforcement for keeping us safe as I board the train to go to work. I have an excellent rapport with my coworkers. I donate copious amounts of money to women's charities. Because I adore you ladies.
I am a child of Eris🍎 We waltz, we sneak through the madness undetected, contributing to it with childish glee.
I am thoroughly grateful to be chosen.
To walk with her.
To do her bidding.
To honor her.
To love her.🙏
Sure, I could stop, live a "normal" life (as normal as 2022 allows anyway) but why oh why would I choose redundancy, mediocrity and boredom?
This is so much more enchanting, fun and exhilirating🌛🌕🌜
This is my moment, my time. I was born for this.
✨I have found my purpose✨
🙏🍎🙏
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