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Good riddance part IV (you can help!)

2 months ago · 3 · Need Advice, +4 · Explicit


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So the funeral of my piece of shit uncle is on Saturday and, as you know, I have no intention of attending. What should I do instead? I need ideas. Also, a clever excuse for my absence may be helpful too. Thanks!

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  • Novni Guest · 2 months ago

    Tip him out of his casket and shoot him up.

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  • Novni Guest · 2 months ago

    Say NASA chose you to go for a day flight into space to meet with aliens.

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  • Novni Guest · 2 months ago

    Is this for real or not. I mean if he really wasn't a good person he's already with the one in eternity who can do more than you ever will be able to him. Let him rest. let him go. Let God judge him. Don't attend his funeral if you don't want.

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