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I wish a guy would like me. I'm tired of being alone. I spend my days primping and pining for a guy that has never come. In anticipation of something great...

I've got a solid crush on you.... You'll never know cause you'll be leaving the college in a month or two.... Haa....i guess u r 4-5 years older than me......

Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals are high resolution CGI models produced by the National Football League to convince America otherwise....

dang i got a baby calf due at 11:59 !!...

Me: Taking selfies with my dad. Dad:"What happened to the color? " Me: "Filters! " Dad:"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!! " ðŸ˜...

if you have glasses marry me...

Return the slab or suffer my curse. Eustace: What's your offer?! King Ramses: This night, you will be visited by 3 plagues, each worse than the last. Return the...

Less a panic. More of a change. Recently realised I’m Bi, sadly I still like guys (urgh) but ah I want a girlfriend so badly! I can’t stop thinking about it...

I loved the time I called the deli in the Unicron voice (1986 TF The Movie animated movie) and he was like "You motherfucker! Leave us alone!" Then...

Ever since I graduated high school I have done nothing with my life but be on my phone. It's crazy because I think I am actually addicted to it. They always loo...