Prank

I write baffling, perplexing graffiti that may be a clue to a larger narrative... Or maybe not. I troll incessantly. I openly insult customer service reps....

I like to play pranks in the form of leaving random small objects on people's porches and in their mailboxes. Sometimes I will ring the doorbell and run away, o...

It's like the opposite of a Porch Pirate. I leave anonymous presents on people's porches and I ring the doorbell and run. Sometimes they are jokes and sometime...

I'm 17 and an only child. My parents divorced years ago. Dad's completely out of the picture. So, it's just me and mom and we have a really close relationship....

A good prank to pull, especially now that retail establishments are already stocking Halloween supplies, is by a pair of those zombie/meth mouth phony teeth and...

I was gonna enroll in a substance abuse treatment course but I felt my time would be better spent telling you about the time I called the arabics deli in an exa...

Disclaimer: This is only gonna make sense to you if you saw the 1986 animated Transformers: The Movie otherwise skip this post. With that out of the way le...

1994 (late spring/early summer thereabouts) one of my then roommates decided it would be a fortuitous moment to call the arabics deli and explode a firecracker...

amazon used to have this feature where if you couldn’t find what you were looking for they would have a text box where you could ask a question or suggest a p...

I am sick of riding on special ed. bus with those two-faced toxic fake boomers who are the bus driver and bus assistant. Some day in spring, I will release frog...