Fucko

Get the fuck off fucko! All is fucko. Fucko is all. When your boss asks you to stay late, “Why don’t you go smoke in bed...Fucko!” Yes I’m vulg...

1-The dead to rise and attack the living worldwide. 2-The opportunity to feed those who wantonly, knowingly betrayed me over the years to the slathering hord...

Fuck technology. I’m already trying to figure out a way to free myself of it once and for final. It has proven to be the single most abhorrent disappointment...

I know they have the toothpaste that fights cavities but they also have the mental floss that fights naivetes......

Quitting smoking is a pain in the ass in the pain of fuckdabblers unanimous times 666 inflatable girlfriend insurance policies. Did I mention it’s rough to...

Well I blew it just by existing. That’s my story, what’s yours???...

There'll be plenty of time for a girlfriend on February 31st. at Never O’Clock......

Everything is shit now. I really don’t know what else to tell you......

Yes, once in a while the grass really is greener on the other side and sometimes it really is every one else’s fault......

During the height if the LA riots of 1992 there was a news report about a woman who chained herself to the Statue of Liberty, ostensibly to protest on behalf of...