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The truth is, we are all just some giant’s action figure collection. We are housed in a giant shoe box and what appears to be the sun rising is said giant opening the box and peering in with a flashlight. The box is closed, it appears to us as sunset and eventual night as the lid is put firmly back in place.
This giant is high functioning autistic with a brilliant imagination and peculiar sense of humour what with tales of Mandela Effects, rogue AI, cataclysmic storms, lol cats and copious amounts of memes and scantily clad women.
It has become bored with us and feels we have outlived our usefulness hence the uptick in cataclysms, violence, disease etc. In fact any seismic activity is the box being kicked across the room.
It intends to purchase a large cache of dizzy sticks (their vernacular for firecrackers) and on July 4th (or Feast of the Caring Lava in their culture) will transmutate us all into subatomic particles or to put it bluntly blow all our asses sky high).
I refer to said giant as it as opposed to gender based pronouns because they are basically a race of egg laying hermaphrodites hence the Blavatsky mythos.
However me and the action figure that bears a striking resemblance to Katy Perry have bored a hole in said box and have loaded the armored command center with enough provisions to last us indefinitely, we will be leaving at first light.
The climate in their world is quite pleasant actually, picture Fort Lauderdale in early April all year round. We’ll have to travel largely by night of course for obvious reasons, if any of you should be fortunate enough to flee before then we wish you well.
And of course if you see this toy van a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’ 😜
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