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So they gave me the Heave Ho from Instagram.
Apparently no one wanted to hear the one about the Pope and the donkey.
So much so I managed to piss off the atheists and the religious jackoffs simultaneously, not to mention the animal rights people.
In fact they even said the donkey in the joke was a thinly veiled metaphor for Eddie Murphy in the Shrek franchise so apparently it’s a racist joke too.
I’m pretty much a man without a country at this point, in fact I’m in the airport lounge as I type this. Waiting on a flight to Aberdeen.
Yeah the cold is gonna suck but what can you do?
Maybe I’ll meet a Shirley Manson lookalike and we can go to Castle Urquhart and have a picnic and see if we can observe the Loch Ness Monster
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