WARN #4344

Due to my rampant OCD I actually have quite the extendo/thorough grooming regimen.

I like to think if I was a character in a movie during the scene when the messy overthrow of the asylum occurs my somewhat normal appearance allows me to escape during the melee.

Then at the end you see me at an outdoor cafe in Miami Beach typing into my phone then I am joined by a lovely woman (who clearly knows nothing about my past 😜).

Then as I put my phone into my pocket and we walk away together she asks me, “So tell me, the meaning of your username on the dating website W344, is that like some kind of espionage thing?”

Then I break the 4th wall and look at the camera like 😜 and the credits start to roll

Then a woman in the audience (who bears more than a passing resemblance to Karlie Kloss) turns to her friend and says “He was kind of cute, I’m glad he got away”

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