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3 years ago · Fucked up, · Explicit
1994 (late spring/early summer thereabouts) one of my then roommates decided it would be a fortuitous moment to call the arabics deli and explode a firecracker over the phone.
He called and the owner was like “Good morning, (name redacted)”
Then the roomie lit the fuse-it was a fast fuse one of those fffffftt!-then you heard 💥 then the owner (with a ringing ear I’m sure was like “Good morning fuck you!”
Surprisingly the communication apparatus was undamaged and functioned as per design and factory specifications for years to come.
It happened 40 minutes after 8:00 an Eastern Standard Time which would have made it 40 past 2:00 over in Gothenburg...
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