Apocalypse? What Apocalypse??🤷🏻‍♀️

Seriously, no one’s wearing a mask, no one’s social distancing.

If anything, all I see are the same dull, doughy, unimpressive meandering morons who were in the way doing the same dull unimpressive shit they was doing last summer.

Where’s the so called “cootie cops” that were gonna spirit anyone away who so much as coughs in public. And speaking of coughing I see mad people smoking like trains and the bars and liquor stores are turning a tidy profit from the looks of things.

And I don’t know what this so called meat shortage, I always find my ribs and my Boar’s Head. And I don’t see any evidence of a coin shortage, I pay with big bills all the time and ain’t nobody said shit about it.

The one thing that is spot on though🎯I saw a woman in hospital scrubs and she was like “people are terrible these days”

You got that right sister💯

Serious, I’m sorry to say but a zombie apocalypse would be a step up for most of these schmoes 🤣

Reminds me of something I saw years ago when Bush 41 was talking “New World Order” I saw a biker with a denim vest and on the back of it was emblazoned:

“New World Order. Same Old Shit”

Serious, take a chill pill. You ain’t in the matrix, if anything Idiocracy and Kafka fucked and shit out a baby called 2020. This is satire, that’s all.

Even Alan Watts (who I think was somewhat less full of shit than these new age garbage fire goofballs on Ewe Rube) said “Don’t be scared, it’s all a show.

In the words of the inimitable, absolutely lively Imogene Heap when she was with Frou Frou:

“So let go, and jump in, Oh well whatcha waiting for it’s all right ‘cause there’s beauty in the breakdown”

And I don’t know about you but I say fuck that “back to normal” shit.

What, go back to the same dead end job with the bitter unpleasant morons you couldn’t stand? The stale routine that sure, was familiar but deep down you knew was bad for you?

Man fuck all that this is the thing under everyone’s noses that none of these brain dead imbeciles realize, this is the ultimate opportunity to start your life over!✨

I read in a Krav Maga book of all places the author said how people will fight tooth and claw to hold onto something even after it’s patently obvious it’s over and done rather than move on to the next accomplishment, phase, chapter or what have you.

My whole shit life fell out of bed in March and I ain’t looked back since!🎉🎈🎊🕺🏼💃🏻

I changed my name, explored my sexuality, even made a killing in the stock market and crypto!

You got this!

If you want it that is...

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