Novni Nightly Nuisance

One of the great tragedies of the smartphone era is how even when people aren’t using them I’ll notice they’ll be looking over their shoulder or across the street for while they still keep walking straight ahead.

I do my best to avoid they dumb asses but they still almost manage to walk right into me.

And of course they have the nerve to look at me like it’s my fault.

This is why I’ve been practicing a series if potent, ergonomic black magic spells to try and bring The Cloverfield Monster-or something very much like it into our world-the creature wouldn't even have to run around destroying the cities. At this point all it would have to do is lay there with it’s mouth open and all the nitwits would just walk up inside. This solution works on two levels:

A-It would raise the IQ of the american gene pool.

B-It would provide the slathering creature with a delectable human snack.

Everybody wins. 😃

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