Memories Of A Simpler Time

There was this Haitian guy with a thick, thick accent. The kind that could mould glass into tuna fish.

He was fond of saying “I want to lick your asshole. I want to swallow your balls.” with accompanying lascivious mouth/tongue gestures.

At one point he declared “There is wrestler in Haiti, that will beat Hulk Hogan. We will give him voodoo.”

I imagined said wrestler at the airport preparing to depart for America and they’re like “Here’s your plane ticket, here’s your passport and don’t forget your voodoo.”

It poses the question, does one have to declare voodoo at the customs station?

Can one bring it in their carry on luggage or is it required to be packed in the checked luggage?

As well, does Hulk Hogan’s health insurance cover incidents of voodoo?

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