People Who Say “Don’t Be Afraid To Ask For Help”...

Need to get punched upside the fuckin’ skull.

I made the dumbass mistake of calling the smoker’s quitline and the first “counselor” sounded like I disturbed her off the crapper then the call dropped (she probably hung up on me)

so I call back and they fuckin’ put me on hold so long I wound up saying fuck this and hung up.

Once I called the AA hotline and they couldn’t wait to get me off the phone.

Another time I tried to reach out to the Covenant House Nine Line and they accused me of wanting to have phone sex and hung up on me.

And don’t get me started on the dysfunctional shitstorm that is the VA.

You know, one day, you’re all gonna burn in a hell of your own making.

Rightfully and deservedly so.

And that day is coming much, much sooner than any of you slothful, greedy, pigheaded, mutant blobs of shit are comfortable contemplating...

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