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Yes, you too can now celebrate the concentrated evil that is human civilization!
If someone gives you a plush toy, apply a lit match to it.
If someone is eyeballing you “in that way” just fart at them.
If someone telephones you vis a vis the money they loaned you, just say “I no English” and hang up on them.
If you’re idiot good for nothing family asks if you’ll be visiting for the holidays just tell them you eloped with a transvestite Muslim with a monocle.
When trying to escape Spring Heel Jack or The Púca just push your overweight slow running friend into the path of the oncoming creature like “No! You face the monster alone!” as you make your way to the escape module.
Look it all turns to shit in the end anyway so just do what you want, when you want.
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