Reverie For Houseplants

I remember one time I mooned a security guard whilst wearing the monster mask.

Once I went to a store and asked them how much the dead insects in the display window cost. They laughed.

At first.

That is until I went back in a few dats later to make the same inquiry and the proprietor chased me out.

You see my friends at the time didn't believe I actually did it so to prove them wrong...

Once we went into a piano shoppe wearing monster masks and attempted to purchase a piano for a quarter.

Someone invited me to a peace march and I told them I'm not qualified😂

It helps if you think of me as the obnoxious dick in the 8th. Grade from 1987😛

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