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I saw this movie once that looked like it was from the late '80s/early '90s and it was this guy and three women and they was like lost in the jungle, they do find a rifle-with one bullet in it.
So of course the guy, he be all like "Me Tarzan, they Jane."
So what happens? They encounter some cowabunga native guy (remember the time the movie came out so of course the character was gonna be portrayed as a generic caricature) and the women knew he was bad news so they keep telling him to shoot the guy.
Dumbass just stands there and native guy charges him, they fight over the weapon and it goes off hitting
alpha dog right in the leg.
Native guy takes off then the women patch up alpha doofus and construct a makeshift stretcher to carry his ass on.
Eventually they have to pass this treacherous part near a waterfall.
Eventually the current becomes too much and they drop alpha boy and in a slow exaggerated filming he goes over the side like AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Never to be seen again.
And there's your alpha male.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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