I didn't realize Novni had an Instagram page...

It's probably a good thing that I deleted my Instagram account some time last year🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And people complain about the nastiness and trolling here, I could just imagine what it's like in the wild, wild west of social media.

I'm too sensitive for this world so I try to avoid interactions with people.

That whole predatory/narcissist/abusive thing is a real turn off.

In fact I used to make what I call "The frightening demon face" to disincentivize people from trying to talk to me.

Now that they're lifting the mask mandates it looks like I'll have to reinstate that policy.

I've noticed women start flipping their hair and twirling their hair at me a lot. I'm uncertain of it's meaning but it's probably a gang sign. Also if a woman sits near me in the train she'll cross her leg toward me so that means she probably wants to kick me for some reason. I mean I didn't even vote for Trump.

Smiling too is a red flag because when you bare your teeth that's a sign of aggression.

It's too scary, it's like you're all the Negan people or something.

I think next I'm gonna implement a moratorium on bathing and tooth brushing.

So where was I? Oh yes, the Novni Instagram page.

You should have Novni Nightly News on Instagram📺📰📻

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