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So uh, this is somewhat unorthodox because usually you'll never get a message from heaven.
But uh...you know, here it is.
If you're being tortured by some demon people, you know you're innocent, and you're actually reading this, you're going to heaven soon.
You're one of the least offensive people.
You'll notice that your stress loads crest and trough.
The crests keep getting smaller and the troughs keep getting bigger.
Eventually whoever you marry will find you and you'll disappear forever.
Whoever you marry is stronger than all other humans and they are also one of the least offensive people.
Make sure you aren't being violated into the future.
Ok? I don't know when it ends, but the end becomes more obvious to you.
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