📞Hello Novni?📞

Novni: Yes this is Novni?

Handsome and entertaining guy: Do you sell wind instruments?

Novni: Yes we do.

Handsome and entertaining guy: I'm making an inquiry as to a rare and elusive wind instrument that's sold predominantly in the Red Light Districts of Europe and in certain areas of California, it's called the Skin Flute, do you have any of these in stock?

Novni: Puts down the phone angry and disgusted, then begins contemplating a career selling mortgage backed securities.

~Fin~

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