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I used to see this Russian lady at the library whenever I went to use the computers. (Many of my earlier posts on this site were made there, like the time I shared how I farted on the way to the library and the dogs started barking, but anyhoo...)

One time I was making the "frightening demon face" as I like to call it and she began laughing.

There's nothing funny about a grown man making an asshole of himself in a public place. I shoulda farted at her.

But conversely...

I was on the train once sitting near the window reading a book and whenever the train pulled into the next stop I would look up and activate Frightening Demon Face mode.

I observed in my peripheral vision, a lovely, delightful Latina laughing at my antics. What made it so endearing in her case was she was trying to conceal her laughter but couldn't contain herself.

I was pleased I could bring laughter to her day. I contemplated asking her in a date but therein lies the paradox, I'm knowingly, deliberately making a fool of myself in public so it's doubtful she would have responded in the affirmative.

I hope she is having a magical afternoon as I type this.

As far as the Russian lady goes I'm grateful I ain't seen her ass in two years and I'm hopin' it stays that way permanently 💯

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