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its pretty fucking shitty when family ignores you, doesn't call you back, doesn't email you back, or treats you likes a pariah. let's see fucked in the head co...

Interviewer: DISAPPEAR FROM MY FIELD OF VISION!!! for ye is incompetent of the field of computeristic witch craft . Me: but sire i am hardworking lad oh yes...

I just read this from a video about MTBI types Dad (ESXP): Where were you last night? Daughter (INXX): I was a party smoking weed. Dad: Do not lie, you wer...

nothing stronger than a deprived romantic son of a bitch; spend a minute with them and you will find which god would keep as a secret. They're not just merely s...

Tonight on this edition of an all new Novni Nightly News: well tackle such tough issues such as why did the chicken really cross the road. And later: why is the...

On tonights's edition our political attaché documents the incident n which Tiffany Trump was like "Dad, can I borrow $50.00?" And the Donald was li...

I just realized that the King's Engine of King in One Punch Man is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Grade 6 murmur 🤣ðŸ¤...

When you said that even the law of thermodynamics wouldn't do shit if we have a strong link in between, I took that understanding strongly. When you told me to...

No one cares about your forgiveness. You only have to forgive yourself. No one else matters in the end....

What do you call a pencil with erasers at both ends? (Scroll down to see answer) s c r o l l i n g s c r o l l i n g Answer: Pointless!...