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But what happens when the cops smokes pot?
It's like when you open the cereal box and all those creatures with the lion head and bat wings flies out then its like too many of them all over the kitchen....
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All the things I wish I could say on social media but usually keep to ...
Keep Calm And Adore The Bat Shit....
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Liquid Beef-Best Of Summer 2014 Mix
I laugh at these misguided fartlokkuleks who say all the bullshit and nonsense you gotta put up with is "preparing you for your epic destiny" What,...
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Subliminal To Manifest The Santeria Rubber Chicken
Helps prevent Toltec Hangover. Not to be used with the other use. Compatible with all vaccines and boosters. I'm at work as I type thisđ...
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Subliminal To Manifest Bargain Skeletonsđ
Then you can display them in your front yard. A fine addition to any collection. Sure to be appreciated for generations to come. Then when you get bored wi...
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Some Kindly Advice From An Old Aerial Commandant
If someone disagrees with you just tell them âYou should go to an alternate dimension where theyâll probably be willing to put up with your bullshitâ....
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Friendship:
A completely bogus concept with the combined retail value of a wet fart. For further clarification, refer to error code OU812 If you continue to experienc...
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Beware of That Sign âWalk-Ins Welcomeâ
Because âWalk-Insâ spelled backwards is Sni-Klaw. So you see they tell you itâs okay to walk in but the second you do they get you with the sni-klaw......
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College Problem
this past few month ive been having a hard time finding my motivation. I think it has to do on my college courses. Through out the years (junior high school day...
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If I was giving a speech to millions of people ten years from now, I w...
When surrounded by mutant shitblobs during the holidays just lock yourself in the bathroom and masturbate till 17th. Januaryđ...