Asshattery

I chew my nicorette with style😛...

Does Lemsip still make that Pepperoni, Three Cheese, Ice Cream for mild to moderate cold symptoms???...

I know they have the toothpaste that fights cavities but they also have the mental floss that fights naivetes......

Why are there no toilets on the poop deck?😛...

Is the novni mascot ever going to fix his party hat instead of letting it droop on his face 😅 lol?...

They should have “Buttsplaining” thats where you pull down your trousers and make your exposed buttcheeks respond to the askhole’s (yes askhole is a thing...

I once farted so much people threatened to put a cork up my ass. I couldn't help raisin bran gave me so much gas...the gas cloud traveled 🤣......

Well I do agree with Bernie Sanders in one respect... They should go after the pharmaceutical companies because they’re all a bunch of silly deformo fuckmu...

I know on the menu they have the "talk to counselor" option but perhaps it is the counselor that needs to talk to me......

Since it’s after midnight UK time I simply must be an Au Bon Pain In The Ass and pose the question: But is it the apothecary, or the “Apothescary”???...