Asshattery

We have global warming every spring...

I love when people try to use they phone to get on the bus and it friggin malfunctions (usually all the damn time) and they be holdin' up the line and they gott...

UK police are warning parents and grocery store staff to wary of teenagers and young "adults" in possession of large quantities of canned beans. Fo...

Serious, everyone from Google to OKStupid to Instascam won’t shut the fuck up with the nagging. I get it, there is an election in less than 2 goddamn motherf...

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When a person’s words and actions don’t sync up that’s a huge 🚩 Thats why for my own safety and protection its best anyone who disagrees with me ends...

I'm not childish and I'll prove it by running for election as a mime😜...

I was perusing craigslist one day seeking either money making opportunities or titillation. Rolled snake eyes on both, but I did happen across an ad posted b...

Upon typing in “Novni Nightly News” into google one will find a story about a man found frozen to death in Novi, Michigan. On a possibly unrelated note,...

1994 (late spring/early summer thereabouts) one of my then roommates decided it would be a fortuitous moment to call the arabics deli and explode a firecracker...