Calling all poets?

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• Novni Guest · 4 years ago

  Please don't flush your Tampon down the loo

  Its blocking my drains so I can't flush the poo

  The build up is amassing, there are so many

  Please don't flush your tampon

  Its cost me a pretty penny

  😂😂😂

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• Wonderer · 4 years ago

  If aunt flows come to visit,

  And you're changing up her things,

  Please use the bin provided,

  to put these items in.

  It blocks the pipes and drainage,

  And it costs a lot to fix,

  only body waste and loo roll,

  can get flushed away to mix.

  Simply follow all these rules

  And have respect for this loo,

  So you won't go paddling

  in a puddle full of poo.

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• dichotomy · 4 years ago

  Don't want to be stamped on, don't flush your tampon.

  Not exactly a poem and pretty terrible, but there it is.

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• Novni Guest · 4 years ago

  I know you might be in a rush

  but certain things must not be flushed

  biodegradables are great for the loo

  but please no materials with uterine tissue

  because it helps clog more than just your cervix

  and money down the drain makes me really nervous

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• Wonderer · 4 years ago

  I don't wana get icky

  As this subject makes men sicky

  But girls if you get picky

  Then you cannot use this loo.

  The colours like a hickey,

  Red and bloody on a stick-y

  It's not discribed as tricky

  Only flush your pee and poo.....

  And your loo roll too.

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• Novni Guest · 4 years ago

  Do you provide a bin to discard used tampons?

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  • Wonderer · 4 years ago

    Every loo should have one... Unless u live in a man cave :)

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