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I need a sign for my loo that says 'no tampons to be flushed' as it's costing money to sort drainage. I've looked around a seen some funny(ish) signs. I feel the comical side helps it sound a little less cringe. I would like an original, comical poem to pass the message on to my toilet users.
Can you help??
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Please don't flush your Tampon down the loo
Its blocking my drains so I can't flush the poo
The build up is amassing, there are so many
Please don't flush your tampon
Its cost me a pretty penny
😂😂😂
ReplyIf aunt flows come to visit,
And you're changing up her things,
Please use the bin provided,
to put these items in.
It blocks the pipes and drainage,
And it costs a lot to fix,
only body waste and loo roll,
can get flushed away to mix.
Simply follow all these rules
And have respect for this loo,
So you won't go paddling
in a puddle full of poo.
ReplyDon't want to be stamped on, don't flush your tampon.
Not exactly a poem and pretty terrible, but there it is.
ReplyI know you might be in a rush
but certain things must not be flushed
biodegradables are great for the loo
but please no materials with uterine tissue
because it helps clog more than just your cervix
and money down the drain makes me really nervous
ReplyI don't wana get icky
As this subject makes men sicky
But girls if you get picky
Then you cannot use this loo.
The colours like a hickey,
Red and bloody on a stick-y
It's not discribed as tricky
Only flush your pee and poo.....
And your loo roll too.
Do you provide a bin to discard used tampons?
ReplyEvery loo should have one... Unless u live in a man cave :)
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