People Are Vultures

I was riding the city bus, I was dickin’ around on my phone watching a commercial with the Sparkle Paper Towel Lady (she’s one of the only cute, innocent, wholesome things left in this toilet we call a world) when I look up to discover a car had overturned.

People on the bus and off were salivating like it was an argument on Shahs of Sunset or some bullshit.

Some asshat starts calling his friend, this couple with their kids jumped off at the next stop with this smile on their faces like they won tickets to Epcot.

As the bus was pulling away people were craning their necks as far as they could to see the last yoctosecond of the drama, they may as well have gotten off with the ghoul family.

Thats the sick thing about the United States we have 2 mass shoootings in 48 hours but some rube wipes out on a main thoroughfare everyone practically has a fucking orgasm.

This is why I no longer believe in god and I think spirituality and religion are the ultimate pile of shit.

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