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The beginning of this year when I sat with Shane and Carter.
(4) (5)
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(1) (2) (3)
(1) Carter
~Funny
~Cute
~Makes random noises
~Unofficial class clown
~Adorable laugh
~Slight Irish accent
~Crush
(2) Shane Hood (never ending jokes about that by Carter)
~Depressed
~Easily annoyed
~Hilarous annoyed face
~Weird laugh
~German
~My 6th grade crush
(3) Me
~Social
~Funny
~Cute with make-up (natural)
~Sarcastic
~Pencil thief
~That kid who doesn't get in trouble
~Smart
~Official "what am I supposed to do?" answerer
~German/Jewish and Lythuanian
(4) Ethan
~Speach therapy
~Kind of dumb
~A little annoying but not too bad
~Funny smile
~Asian
(5) Diego
~Dumb
~Funny
~"What am I supposed to do?"
~Doesn't pay attention
~Nickname "Boots" by teacher
We were in Texas History, 5th period, right after lunch, (still assigned seating) and I had just knocked over Shane's chair as Carter pushed it under. The bell rang and I stole Carter's chain necklace as I did routinely and put it on, and class started like normal. Here's the class room guide:
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|_____| | | (4)
(1) | | ________
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| | (3) (5)
|_____| ________
(2) |_______|
(6)
(1) The official class clown, Preston who is just a little louder than us and keeps us from getting in trouble because of it
(2) The nerds who actually learn
(3) The teacher suck ups
(4) Teacher's desk (she's never in it)
(5) The funny table that everyone is always looking at (my table)
(6) That dumb, funny table shouting across the room to (1)
Basically, we were learning about the Texas Indian tribes that were here before us, you know, Puebloan culture, nomadic VS sedentary, where the tribes were located, what they ate, all that stuff that nobody cares about.
So Carter and I were making non-stop puns and laughing at Shane's faces, then Diego and Connor, (on another of those desks basically connected to my table across from Sophia) make the comparison of Shane and a lonely pigeon. We all laugh about that and Carter bacause he's Carter starts singing Baby Shark but with Shane instead of shark. Then we call him Sharky Shane. Then I think of the Wreck-it-Ralph movie and the character Shank and through many breathless gasps and happy tears Shanky-Sharky-Baby is born.
It is then that Connor and Diego start alternatingly shipping me with Shane and me with Carter. Carter and I continue making puns and laughing ourselves silly, but we aren't the only ones...
Table 1 and 6, (namely Carson and Preston) are shouting across at each other making jokes and asking dumb questions, and the teacher gets sick of it and says, "Preston!"
He literally jumps and bangs his knee on the table, causing everyone to laugh. "Yes?"
"What is one thing the Comanche did that we just learned about?"
"Uhmmmm..... They used, like, corn husks to wrap around bows and arrows."
Now this, is where we all die.
Keep in mind that Table 5, my table are still laughing ourselves sick over Shanky-Sharky-Baby. Now also know that when Carson said this, he wasn't trying to be funny. He was genuinely trying to correct Preston.
He said this: "No, Preston you idiot! They used snake fur for that!"
And then we started laughing, Carter laughing so hard that he banged his knee. And you know how when you bang something you sort of jump back? Well he threw his weight back and tipped over the chair, at the same time kicking Ethan in the balls, landing on the floor painfully, still laughing and nearly sobbing with the force of it. That killed everyone and I couldn't breathe for a solid 5 minutes.
And just when I thought it was over, Carson goes "OH!" just now realizing and banging his head on the table, and Carter did that adorable Irish laugh he does and the process started over again.
My abs were sore the next day.
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11/10 story. Maybe try fixing the text tables because it doesn't look right. Also nice touch of giving the info of each person.
Replycute story !! glad you and your friends had a laugh :)
ReplyOmg awesome story! Itโs like I was there! Love how you made the story more vivid! And itโs an adorable story!! :D
ReplyA bit late but the story was hilarious ๐
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