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Ok this isn't going to sound fun at first, but it will in a sec: I have some chronic health issues and the other day one of them caused me to lose consciousness and collapse on the sidewalk. Somebody stopped to help me, I recovered quickly, and my roommate came to take me home, so I'm totally ok now. BUT, we can't figure out how I fell! It's not medically important (yes, I'm sure), I'm just having fun trying to figure out how it happened! (Humor is a great way to deal with illness :P) So here are the little injuries I have:
-big scrape on the front of my left elbow
-bruises and little scrape on my right knee
-little scrapes on the backs of my hands
-a bump on my chin (but no scrapes on my face)
-a little bump on the back of my head
So what do we think?? How did I bump and scrape all those different places at once?
(Like I said, it's really not important, I'm just occupying some time while we're in quarantine and thought someone else might want to, too :) )
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ReplyOP here. If you're saying what I think you're saying, then I promise that's not it. I know WHY I fell, just not HOW I did it.
ReplyYour injuries don't make sense with what you say happened. We're you in a fight?
ReplyOP here. Nope, I literally just collapsed. I know they don't make sense, that's why I'm confused *shrug*
Replyhow many of us looked in the urban dictionary for this
ReplyYou're on the stairs when you collapsed. The reason for that scrapes and bruises.
ReplyOP here. Oh that actually would've explained it-- good idea!
ReplyBut that's not really what happened right? Lmao
ReplyLol nope. I was worried this post would go sideways but I decided to try it anyway... I'm thinking it went a little sideways and this might stop other people! But you have a good eye ;)
ReplyThanks! Lol. Hmm but maybe not stairs tho. Could be a ramp as well? Or something hit you when you fell? Like metallic railings? Idk? Lmao
ReplyI don't think it is something to laugh about.
ReplyOP here. No worries, I'm totally ok now and was actually hoping for a laugh. Like I said in my original post, humor is one of the ways I deal with my chronic illnesses, and I'm just treating my fall as a puzzle now. Thank you, though :)
ReplyMy apologies. I was just following on how the OP intended this post to be about. Wanting to share some fun by solving puzzles. But yes I completely understand that health issues isn't something to laugh about. :)
ReplyHaha it WAS next to a blocked off construction site, but the wall is just some flimsy metal... That could be how I bruised my knee. I guess if I fell over backwards with my legs on my right side and my left arm just hit the ground on the left side... Except how did I bruise my chin without getting any scrapes on my face? Interesting stuff...
ReplyThat explains it. Construction site lol. But yes, the bruise on the chin doesn't make sense. Could it be it's already there before the time you collapsed on the sidewalk? 'Cause it happened to me few many times. Getting bruises without even knowing where that came from.
ReplyOooh that could be it... Random bruises happen to me, too. Perhaps we've solved the case of "strange injuries!"
(Lol if you wanna talk about something else, I have an email address I don't mind sharing. Feel free to say, "Not interested"-- I'm just bored and like making new friends :P)
ReplyWell yes. I like making new friends as well lol
ReplyCool :)
Missy3759@yahoo.com
ReplyDo you have cancer?
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