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Nigerian love style
8 years ago · 1
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I had a Nigerian friend who lived in a town at the middle between to extremist Groups.
Let's just call them group C & M.
He was a man of peace, and men of peace do have their walks every now and then.
When he was near group C, they called him gentile!
When he was near group M, they called him infidel!
One day, he met a weird woman, she was carrying a cleaver in her bag.
He said: 'lady, you a butcher?'
She said: 'let me show you a picture of my X.'
She showed him, a picture of 7 small black trash bags!
He asked, what sorta love ritual that was!
She answered, 'of butchress!'
upon which he ran away! shouting:
butcher of a lady
never blame a man
crying MAY day from a shady!
for death hasn't a fan!
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She yelled:
man, oh man, oh man
I'll have them Boko
thinking you white as swan
not brown as choco
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Boko:
you, the one who ran as in ever
infidel, let Machete have a say
of what it heard from the cleaver
get taste o'sharp Metal, our way!
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*RIP friend! Boko kept Bokoing. Cleaver kept being sharpened for next LOVER*
*Group C called Group M reminding, next turn is ours*
*Boko replied, ya mahn!*
*opin itan. njedebe nke akụkọ. karshen labarin. -> end of story in Nigerian dialects Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa*
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