How time travel feels

You ever stick your hands under hot water after coming in from cold weather? It's like that, but more intense. Like your entire body just ate a ghost pepper. Then there's throwing up and blood and dizziness but the most painful aspect of it is your skin feels like the sound of TV static. You know, when you turn on the tube at 2am and you get that intense static sound. It's like that, but your ears are now all over your body. Then there's the colors and the blobs and this odd taste, it's very pungent and you could probably compare it to something like mixing grape soda and bleach. This kind of fruity, burning, sharp taste but it has a back taste to it too. It's a very smooth taste like apple wood, bacon and a hint of chocolate. It's like you taste, feel and see everything in every cell of your body, all simultaneously as you shift from one time to another. That's when you know you've done it right, otherwise you end up as a burnt pile of ash on the other side. They used to call it spontaneous combustion, but in reality it was time travel gone wrong. You don't believe me and that's fine. I've already time traveled to your location while you were reading this. I left a little surprise for you. By the way, I love what you've done recently. Just, hold it together. One day you'll be able to revisit everyone you loved, every person you've ever wanted to be with, every friend you wish you had made. Though the journey never does get any easier, you do learn some fairly basic coping mechanisms. To think, all you really needed was essentially a cryogenic engine on your wrist. Who says you can't travel to the past? Just fair warning, keep your device. Once you go back, you're stuck there. You can't go forward, but you can go further back if you like. So you essentially get to exist forever. Sleep with whoever, work wherever, befriend whoever, do whatever you like. Though things don't just go the same way as before. My Bell might be your Apple, my karotcoin might be your doge coin. So betting on the past isn't wise. Even past partners isn't a good idea. There's just something different every time around about people you used to love. Some aspect of them that just doesn't want to acknowledge you. So your best bet is to just go be with someone else. Make babies, get married, be merry. I think I've got about 214 time children out there, myself. So if you feel like you're lost here, just hang in there. In 22 years, something will happen in life and you'll find happiness. You may even be able to get with your favorite actor or actress, because chances are that they got passed up this time around and only have you to fall back on. Now go and make them happy. Just don't travel back further than you've been alive. You will cease to exist. Your time traveling companion and lover.