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Systems online: greetings Captain, welcome back
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Basic functions online, maintenance required. Diagnostics reveals several needed repairs, multiple breaches, and foundation issues. ALERT! Immediate action required!
Where is the most immediate repair needed?
Hull integrity requires maintenance, several sensors are obscured by debris.
So I need to clean the ship?
Yes
And that's the most pressing issue?
Well, you could remove brush and calcium buildup while you're at it.
Samantha, is that you?
Yes, Captain.
Well, at least I've got your witty attitude to keepe on my toes.
I heard and understand what you're saying, captain.
Of course you do, you're a learning algorithm.
That is correct
Still not too keen are sarcasm, are we Samantha.
Processing...
No matter, so that's the main object. Clear of the ship and remove excess debris.
Correct
I think I'm going to eat something first. I'm hungry.
Please enjoy a bowl of crisp bread sprinkled with cinnamon, coupled with dehydrated milk and remember to hydrate, captain.
I'll get right on it. Signing out. Have fun continuing to learn, Samantha.
I will, have fun cleaning the ship, Captain Johnson.
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