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My new co worker looks like this person I've been waiting for years
what a life joke it is, damn it. God be tickling my ass...
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a cosmic joke from god himself
Years ago I decided to be an anti-natalist, meaning I deny the justification of bringing a child into this world. Then out of nowhere life gave me something I c...
Why does flamingo sleep with one leg up?
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Cause if she put both legs up, she'd fall over!
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Yeah... you are welcome. I got that off the back of a yogurt lot.
ReplyI was shocked to read in the newspaper that a midget had been pick pocketed and I just thought to myself how can anyone stoop so low
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ReplyA guy walks into a bar ...says ow. A blonde walks into a bar says whered all the ice cream go?
ReplyA man put his old mother into the nursing home. He made sure she was comfortable and told her he would visit her the next day. So he arrived the next day and he could see his poor old mother through the glass entry doors. She was leaning over one side of her chair but then a carer pushed her into an upright position. But then his mother leaned over the other side of her chair and the carer rushed to her and pushed her into the upright position again. The man kept watching as this kept happening over and over. Then he went in and approached his mother, "Are you alright?" he asked.
"Oh yes, I'm fine," his mother replied. "But there is just one thing."
"what's that?" He asked.
"They won't let you fart."
ReplySomeone on YouTube was writing about Elton John being ill from Covid and someone else replied with "Goodbye Normal Genes". I thought that was fucking funny and very clever.
ReplyElton John having Covid and the reply was Goodbye Normal Genes. A reference to the lyrics Goodbye, Norma Jeane in Candle In The Wind.
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