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Yeah, I said it: I hate dogs. Everything about them is annoying. Their needy "follow you around" energy. The clicking of their nails on the floor. The fact that I can't go to the bathroom without them clawing and howling at the door to get in. They're always watching your every move. They're always waiting for you to tell them to do something. They shit and piss all over the carpet, even after years of established potty training. The bark at every godamned thing that moves outside. They run through the mud and jump on you, your furniture, your car. Fucking mud everywhere!!! They shed all over your clothes. They smell like corn chips. They always have a smell no matter how often you bathe them. They just permeate a general dog odor. They slobber their water all over your clean floor. They scatter their toys everywhere. Their chew toys stink. I found 3 piss stains on my couches. THE DOG HAS A DOGGY DOOR IT CAN USE ANY TIME, WHAT THE F?! Their hair is everywhere. They bring shit in from outside and chew it up all over your new rugs. A single thread was sticking out of a corner on the rug so my dog decided it was a good idea to shred my upstairs carpet while I was downstairs doing laundry. So now my upstairs carpet is destroyed. I took him to the dog park and at some point, he stepped in a pile of crap and I didn't notice until it got so over my car seats and I had to smell dog shit for a week until I got it cleaned. No matter how much I train him, he's out of control. He stalks my indoor cat and stressed her out so badly that I had to spend $1300 at the vet's getting her flushed out and treated for constipation because she was afraid to go to her litter box. I had to establish an entirely new "cat only" area which cost me another $400 because I had to get an additional litter box, a special gate (that the dog bulldozed through in 15 mins to get after her new expensive, anti-constipation wet medicated food fml), another cat tree, and that Feliway cat calming pheromone.
I hate dogs so much. They are a pain in the ass and everybody makes it seem like you're a freak with no soul if you don't like them. Sorry but I fucking hate the calamity. They disrupt all the peace and quiet that I used to have in my home. My white couches are fucked up (I bought covers that he promptly pissed all over), my fancy pillows are chewed to bits, my nice blankets have hair embedded in them, and I have to remove all my nice decor because he knocks everything over or chews it.
Trust me, this stupid dog has every chew toy imaginable. Kong balls, tennis balls, squeaky soft toys, rope tugs, teething rings, Buffalo bone chewies, pig ears, shin bones, etc. He's got a dog door that allows him to come and go into the fenced yard where he can run all day. We go on 2 hikes at the park each week, the dog park once a week, and a walks every so often. I play with him. I take him to doggy play dates. I play fetch with him. But there's NO wearing him out. I even got organic calming chews for him because he's a maniac.
I hate hate hate dogs. I'm never getting one again. Cats rule.
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This dog is certainly a handful, but all dogs aren't like this. It is a shame that you got one that is so energetic and into everything. I wonder how old it is and whether it is still a puppy because if it is it might grow out of this behaviour. You are lucky to have a dog and a cat because I have a dog who hates cats. He can't stand them. So, I can't have one. My dog follows me around and watches me like a stalker, but I am used to it. He also watches me eat and I say to him, "How would you like me to lie on the floor and watch you eat?" And I say, "You always want some of my food, but you never offer me any of yours." I Love him, though and wouldn't be without him. He is great company.
ReplyOne thing is clear, you shouldn't be allowed to have a dog.
ReplyI don’t like pets. Their all a handful
ReplyWell shit.
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