Soo I made a mistake… need some advice

Long story short I cut my own bangs. The right side is up above my eyebrows, the left side is below my eyelashes. They’re uneven, and blocky. I can’t tie my hair back because the difference is phenomenal and looks horrendous. School starts this week.

Story in detail:

Boredom has a curious way of pushing us to make decisions we never thought possible. Last night, it got the best of me – armed with thick fabric scissors and a determined spirit, I decided to tackle my bangs. Who needs a salon when you've got DIY determination, right? A quick toroidal updo, a few snips, and I was ready to unveil my masterpiece. But as I faced the mirror, shock painted my face – my right-side bangs barely grazed my eyebrows, while the left ones seemed to have an affinity for my eyelashes. Diagonal, chunky, and utterly ridiculous. Sure, they looked decent with my hair down, but tie it back, and suddenly, I'm the spitting image of a 10-year-old Amish boy. With school in a couple of days panic im panicking! This however isn’t my first hair rodeo, either. A few months ago, I had attempted a similar feat, resulting in shorter black hair and some questionable curtain bangs – a haircut best described as a Shakespearean tragedy. The salon appointment I booked had saved me then, but not without sacrificing my precious hip-length hair. These current bangs are an utter disaster. I can not style them in any hairstyle, and they’re too short to go to the salon again!