My Favorite Lunch Table Conversations

"Maybe if you rubbed two brain cells together you would figure it out."

"Yeah, he's somewhere innnn... That area."

"Crazy. Pigs must be flying if that's true."

"Sorry. Not sorry."

"The bird lady from Home Alone."

"Awwwwwwwwwwww."

"Buddy, Mulan could sing Reflection into that forehead. LET MY REFLECTION SHOWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"Arm squeeze."

"YOU'RE GAY?"

"Looks like the Jolly Rancher head has transformed into the Hot Cheeto."

"I just found out my boyfriend is my second cousin. Maddie don't say it- 'SWEET HOME ALABAMAAA!'"

"Sadly, Sean ate Sheila."

"Do you like bananas, cats, or peaches? And I'm not talking about the fruit."

"Let's play some Foilball."

"What's a blue jay?"

"Britain is a country."

"Your nails... are wonderful."

"Barking coyote!"

"I just need a person to hate."

"My monthly bird magazine. I know, I'm obsessed. It's a bird addiction."

"May the 4th be with you."

"We're cooked."

"Our first marching band performance is in two weeks?? And 3 tests on the same day?? And our final grades come in that day?? AND IT'S ALL ON FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH???"

"Ya'll on drugs?"

"Crazy redhead!! DUCK!"

"Let it grow toilet."

"The fire drill wasn't a drill."

"RILEY!"

"Be a crier."

"Water boy!"

"Dang, you have had crushes on whole fruit cups."

"These tables are like an Edible Arrangments. FrUiTy."

"My third leg."

"Mr. Stoner and Mr. Dick."

"Alner, Duck, and Maxley."

"We're so mature."

"Gimme that."

"Your turn."

"If that went any other way I'd be screwed."

"The football boys."

"I hate past me."

"Who's Will?"

"Uh oh. I think we created mustard gas."

"At least we'll be able to roast marshmallows."

"Your entire family is crazy."

"American Aquarium."

"Neither, ma'am."

"THAT WAS TRASH."

"I told you so."

"I almost died."

"That's totally not toxic."

"Beef jerky."

"I've never been to McDonalds."

"My cousins live in England."

"The magical growing wig."

"Sparkling Ice."