Taking A Shit

I dropped a deuce at work today. Been with the company 13 months and this is the very first time I released feces into the toilet on company property. Don...

All tragedies come disguised as opportunity......

Did you ever do one of those liquid exploding shits and half your body winds up coated in it and as opposed to just wiping your ass you have to take a second sh...

Do you ever get that disoriented feeling, where like your kidney tries to dryhump your mind???...

When they have that sign that reads “No Parking” does that mean we can’t go to the park no more???? 😧😧😮😮😮😮😮...

I once observed someone fall for that old trope where someone places a thumbtack on a chair...and then some unsuspecting fucker sits on it. I tell ya he shot...

I know on the menu they have the "talk to counselor" option but perhaps it is the counselor that needs to talk to me......

I would be president and CEO of The Bubbles Of The Merda...

Actually meeting my imaginary/mythological/in all likelihood doesn’t exist twin mate/soul flame or whatever that bootleg garbage is. The reason being is, w...

Look, y’all don’t want me here, (exploitation, abuse, gaslighting and dirty tricks don’t count) I don’t wanna be here, I mean look I’m as confused as...