Whimsy

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👋 Novni, You should make a desk calendar. You could have it for 12, 24 or 36 months. However you like. You could scour the archives for the most mean...

Your fingertips glide against my skin, a trail of goosebumps left behind. Your breath lingering, twirling itself with mine. Your arms latch on, and gaining...

The African American lady and me observed the bum in the train car as it pulled into the station. We both scurried to the next car over to avoid the potentia...

Because “Walk-Ins” spelled backwards is Sni-Klaw. So you see they tell you it’s okay to walk in but the second you do they get you with the sni-klaw......

There was this Haitian guy with a thick, thick accent. The kind that could mould glass into tuna fish. He was fond of saying “I want to lick your asshole....

A good prank to pull, especially now that retail establishments are already stocking Halloween supplies, is by a pair of those zombie/meth mouth phony teeth and...

That’s when all matter on earth is displaced by crème caramel......

For all the tall women of the world to be safe, happy, fulfilled, prosperous, abundant, healthy, protected, loved, cherished, adored and may all of their happy...

The tall woman said to me, “I live with three of my girlfriends, before the scamdemic, one was a model, one was a volleyball player and one was a gymnast. I�...