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The Dandy Lion
Is your one stop shop for all that's news on Novni. We'll be taking you to all of the exclusive nightclubs, concerts and sporting events. One of a kind i...
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Novni Desk Calendar
đź‘‹ Novni, You should make a desk calendar. You could have it for 12, 24 or 36 months. However you like. You could scour the archives for the most mean...
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You Will Never Be Mine.
Your fingertips glide against my skin, a trail of goosebumps left behind. Your breath lingering, twirling itself with mine. Your arms latch on, and gaining...
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Subway Telepathy
The African American lady and me observed the bum in the train car as it pulled into the station. We both scurried to the next car over to avoid the potentia...
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Beware of That Sign “Walk-Ins Welcome”
Because “Walk-Ins” spelled backwards is Sni-Klaw. So you see they tell you it’s okay to walk in but the second you do they get you with the sni-klaw......
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Memories Of A Simpler Time
There was this Haitian guy with a thick, thick accent. The kind that could mould glass into tuna fish. He was fond of saying “I want to lick your asshole....
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Novni Nightly Nuance
A good prank to pull, especially now that retail establishments are already stocking Halloween supplies, is by a pair of those zombie/meth mouth phony teeth and...
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🍮Beware The Flandemic🍮
That’s when all matter on earth is displaced by crème caramel......
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I wish...
For all the tall women of the world to be safe, happy, fulfilled, prosperous, abundant, healthy, protected, loved, cherished, adored and may all of their happy...
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A Nice Story
The tall woman said to me, “I live with three of my girlfriends, before the scamdemic, one was a model, one was a volleyball player and one was a gymnast. Iâ€...