Whimsy

Since it’s after midnight UK time I simply must be an Au Bon Pain In The Ass and pose the question: But is it the apothecary, or the “Apothescary”???...

Now, now I know what you’re thinking but no this isn’t a roundabout ploy to break the promise I made last December. And you gotta admit I’ve kept my wo...

I hate when I'm alone waiting for the bus and a bunch of people randomly show up then they align and put up the Intimidator Force Field then I have to take the...

You know, it’s probably a good idea there’s no option to post photos on this website...😜...

When I was a kid and we’d play with firecrackers on 4th of July there was this writing on the packet “Whistling rocket with report”. I always kind of wo...

They should make a Walking Dead Companion series told from the point of view of one of Negan’s wives. Like one of the ones you only saw in the background for...

...and rubber stamps and futons and yoga pants and glow in the dark toilet paper and throat lozenges and cat toys and bbq sauce and water pistols and steamer tr...

Novni should have a mascot, you could call it the Novinator. It’s like a robot. But rather than kill people it sprays them with the Novni molecules and then...

The new Evict-a-Dick Program. If someone’s a dick, you must evict. No fuss. No muss. No bullshit. Then after you roust his ass you and whoever...

An obnoxious rag doll that came to life...