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I dropped a deuce at work today. Been with the company 13 months and this is the very first time I released feces into the toilet on company property. Don...

I used to get really drunk and high and play RC Pro Am for Nintendo. My car would spin and careen out of control and wind up in the most astounding crashes. S...

I just bought some Pearl Drops from England. I’m grateful for the opportunity to support the British economy and contribute to international trade in my own...

The only reason people post inspirational/schmaltzy/feel good/uplifting/“high vibes only” crap on social media is they just want attention. They probably f...

I’m a published author. As well I work in the tech sector and have a lot of money tied up in the financial markets hence the need for complete anonymity but k...

So they gave me the Heave Ho from Instagram. Apparently no one wanted to hear the one about the Pope and the donkey. So much so I managed to piss off the...

Beginning in the 4th quarter of this year and ongoing I will be scaling back my appearances on this website. Simply put I’ve discovered the joy of trolling...

Bing= Bing Is No Good......

airbnb = An Inexcusable Ruse Better Not Bother...

I find a lot of money in the street. $100 bills, $20.00, $10.00 $5.00, you name it. I’ve found a $2.00 bill too. I’ve found $40.00 $17.00 and so it goes....