Asshattery

Have you ever, in a display of brazen, haughty obnoxiousness popped a balloon with a lit cigarette? 🎈➕🚬➕💥=😃...

When it’s 5:00 am GMT and you gotta do something......

I, me, my... ------ You're right. Everyone else is wrong. As per usual....

I once made a prank phone call to the deli across the street and the owner-long weary of my incessant pestering-answered the phone but immediately handed it to...

So I went to Bing and typed it in and it actually says “Include results for orthodongdicks too?” as well as that outdated orthodontics witch doctory, you se...

I for one think is a fantastic idea. But why not expand it to one’s real world/real life while we’re at it. For example: The Right To Be Forgotten...

Is labor day just for pregnant women or everyone?😛...

What do you call a good fisherman? A master baiter😜...

Perhaps next novni will put please check the box below: I am not a zombie [] 😂😛...

I was riding the city bus, I was dickin’ around on my phone watching a commercial with the Sparkle Paper Towel Lady (she’s one of the only cute, innocent, w...