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Do The Five?
When I first heard that I thought that was gonna be slang for like do the five knuckle shuffle or something......
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Ooooold Emptyhead...
I was perusing craigslist one day seeking either money making opportunities or titillation. Rolled snake eyes on both, but I did happen across an ad posted b...
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Pyros of The Caibbean
I was gonna enroll in a substance abuse treatment course but I felt my time would be better spent telling you about the time I called the arabics deli in an exa...
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The Unicron Prank
Disclaimer: This is only gonna make sense to you if you saw the 1986 animated Transformers: The Movie otherwise skip this post. With that out of the way le...
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Una Volta
Have you ever, in a display of brazen, haughty obnoxiousness popped a balloon with a lit cigarette? 🎈➕🚬➕💥=😃...
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Orthodongdicks Update
So I went to Bing and typed it in and it actually says “Include results for orthodongdicks too?” as well as that outdated orthodontics witch doctory, you se...
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Dear Humans Of New York
I know Skanksgiving is 2 days away and it's the holiday season and yadda yadda but if at all possible please-I implore you-Leave. Me. The. Fuck. Alone. In fac...
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David Bowie
He had a song called I’m Afraid of Americans. Well cousin, I’m afraid if them too and I was born on the North American continent. Not because they’r...
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I’m OK/Euro-K
I know in New York Shitty they have that wretched abomination Greenwich Village or “The Village” as it’s colloquially known but they should instead just c...
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Stella D'oro Brexit Treats...
Earlier this evening, I was walking to the library and I farted then the dogs started barking......