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Cats: *Boo and Bubby yelling about food*
Me: *scoops their food into their bowls* there ya go, my big dumb babies, <3
Roomie: that's kinda mean. Why would you call them that?
Boo: *still yelling at me*
Me: *points at food, gestures at food* Boo! Your food is right there!
Boo: *yelling*
Me: *signs loudly, picks Boo up and turns him around*
Roomie:........
Me: that's why.
Note: Boo is spoiled. He will yell at me to pick him up to get to his food on the tiny bookshelf or to turn him around. I thought maybe he was going coo-coo, but I watch him a lot and that little jerk knows exactly what he's doing! He can find his food just fine, whether it be on the floor or on the shelf. It's adorable, but a minor inconvenience when I'm dressed to go out and trying to leave without a ton of cat hair on me. Bubby is dumb in his own way, maybe I'll talk about that later. My dumb babies are what keeps me here instead of in the ground.
An example of me vs my cats!
Me: ugh no. I am NOT spending $9.99 on this shirt! That is way too expensive!
Me: oh, hey! Look at this *random cat toy or whatever* it's only $50! That's such a good deal! *buys it and the cats never touch it because they're ungrateful buttheads*
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