When I was younger

I wanted to be blonde too

Her sister's birthday was the same as mine

Her birthday was the same as her brother's

Her dad actually spent time with me, first time a dad actually did that

But

She's a bitch

And I'm an asshole

And she has a kid

I don't want her back

I never think about her

I never really wanted her to begin with

But I could never have what I wanted to begin with

God gave me her

And it upset the God fearing people

So now I'm being crucified for it

Way to go, chimps