I'm Going Insane... Everywhere I Go There's a F**king Penny

I don't have much time to explain this but it started about 3 years ago. THREE. YEARS. And everywhere I am there's a penny.

I opened the microwave and there's a penny

I put on my pants and in the back pocket there's a penny

I went to a public bathroom and on top of the toilet paper dispenser there's a f**king penny

I slipped on my shoes one day and felt a penny

I put on my socks once and there was a penny inside

I ran through the hallway too fast and tripped on a f**king penny

I was jogging at my city's urban park so I sat on the bench for a water break and when I got up I realized I was sitting on a penny

I woke up yesterday and there was a penny under my pillow

I woke up today and there was a penny under my pillow

I'm pretty sure when I wake up tomorrow there's going to be a penny under my pillow.

If I had a penny for every time I found a penny...

I'm keeping these pennies in a piggy-bank, now.

Last time I checked, there's about 6 dollars worth of pennies in there.

$6.00 worth of pennies.

This is the sickest prank someone has ever pulled on me. And it's been going on for three years. Wtf do I even do at this point.

I might update later.